Friday, May 4, 2012

I Wish Laughter on My Table

Too often our family table has heard angry voices. But even once is too often. I'm so glad that these days it's a real rarity. More often now we get laughter, the essence I would spray over my table if it could be bottled.
Photo Credit: Megan Von Bergen


Here are some jokes that brought laughter heard recently around our table:


Question: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?


Photo Credit: Megan Von Bergen

Answer: Good hiders aren't they?

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Question: Why do elephants have flat feet?

















Answer: From jumping out of cherry trees.



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Question: Why do ducks have flat feet?
Photo Credit: Kim Keating


Answer: From stamping out forest fires.


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Question: Why are elephant's feet flat?


Answer: From stamping out flaming ducks.


Wishing you laughter around your table tonight and often!


Ni Hao Yall

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